
Did you have a happy Rieu-mas? Are you looking forward to a Happy New Rieu? He seemed, didn’t he, to be everywhere during the festive season. The only TV channels on which that handsome, smiling face did not appear were the Weather Channel and the Cooking Channel (and since he travels with his own team of chefs, one wouldn’t have been surprised to find someone giving out the recipe for Turkey Fritters á la Rieu).
Well, you might say, he’s only making himself a living, isn’t he? - and doing so, clearly, by giving enormous pleasure to an enormous number of people. So what is it about him which makes it imperative for so many of us to leap to the off-switch at the first glimpse of the opening credits? ‘Well, you’re a man,’ said one of 2MBS’s most respected female presenters, accusingly, when I announced my intention of not rushing to buy tickets for Rieu’s Sydney concert. But it’s not that, is it? His enormous audiences seem, if TV is to be trusted, to be split about half-and-half, men and women. So though unquestionably a proportion of them would be happy to tighten the strings on his bow, his sexual charisma can’t be responsible for all that adulation.
So can it be – perish the thought – that he is actually a good musician? There is no good reason to doubt that; but so was Liberace (there are surprisingly good recordings made at the very start of his career), and though Mr Rieu has some way to go before he assumes the spangles and faux diamonds, on the basis of some of his spectaculars (choirs of ‘little angels’ and the ladies of the orchestra dressed in the manner of the late Marie Antoinette) it may not be a very long way. All the same, are his extramusical antics really enough to justify the way in which so many of us shudder and sneer, recalling the comedian’s old cry of ‘Pass me the sick-bag, Norman’? One listens to Kreisler playing some old slushy encore and thinks ‘such taste’, ‘such finesse’, ‘such beauty of tone’ – but one listens to Rieu playing the same thing and thinks ‘over-blown sentimental crowd-pleaser.’
Could it be that by switching off quite so quickly we’re just showing ourselves to be downright slap-up snobs? What gives us the right to put down André Rieu because his music pleases more people? Why should we turn up the lip at a man because he contrives to please most of the people most of the time?
Snobbery? Well, is it?